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Tuesday, Dec. 02, 2003 - 9:26 p.m. MANIC ALTER EGO I have read this stupid diary, and I have to hand it to you. You are the biggest loser I have ever read about. First date at age 26? Age 27, still not laid? You have got to be the biggest fucking loser ever. I’m surprised anybody reads your pathetic diary. I gets more and more boring with every entry. All it’s about is this loser who whines about how he can’t get a girlfriend because he’s mental. You are mental all right. Hell, if I were you, with all that money and no one to be accountable to, I’d throw those damn pills away and live it up. Think about it. That mania you can get is cheaper than crack, and it’s a hundred times better! If you ask me, those damn head shrinks out there have convinced you that there is something wrong with you just so they can fill there pockets and make the pharmaceutical companies richer. And you are the lonely bastard that suffers, while they go home and fuck their spouses. Man, you have all that money in your deferred compensation plan that you can just pull out whenever you want. Fuck the tax consequences. You are only young once. Think about how much fun you could have! Oh, and with that perfect credit record you have, apply for about five more credit cards, say another Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express, and Diners, and whatever else is out there. You could walk out and buy anything you want at that point, all on their dime! Then book a plane to Rio. God, the hookers down there I hear are awesome. You could get laid as much and as often as you want. A few trips like that and this diary would be worth reading. And get some tattoos and a bunch of piercings. You know what your problem is? You are too damn perfect. You are too damn nice. You care about people too much. You always want to do what is right. That is why women do not want you. They want a guy who treats them like crap. Why else do they all have asshole boyfriends? Those pills those shrinks make you take just turn you into a lobotomized zombie that women, or guys too for that matter, are courteous toward, but otherwise don’t give a shit about. You will never be the wry asshole every woman wants while you are on those pills. Fuck your responsibilities. Fuck your family, your job, your bosses, your house, your finances, religion, morality, and every damn thing else. Fuck this diary. You are a free man, beholden to no one! If you want out of your prison, throw away the pills and let nature take its course. It is what God intended, and after all, why should you be forced to take something just to be “normal.” What is normal anyway? You consider a 27 year-old virgin to be normal? And so what if you go bankrupt, lose your job, or end up in the hospital? Hell, people do that shit every day. That is what is normal. You are such a fucking loser. Go put a bullet in your head. |